15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

 
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English Funny Jokes for Children

Santa Banta Jokes are very popular among kids. Santa and Banta are two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of the time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes.

1 Santa - Why are all these people running?🤔

Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.🏆

Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?🏃🏃🏃😂


2 What does Santa do after taking a xerox?

He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.😯😂


3 The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫

All were busy writing except Banta.

Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"😛


4 Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.😥

Banta: Why?

Santa: I got upper berth.

Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?🤔

Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.😖😂


5 Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.👫

Santa: Drink quickly

Wife: Why?

Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.😆


6 Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫😂


7 Santa: Go and water the plants.🌿

Servant: it's already raining.🌨

Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.😆


8 Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫

Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.😂


9 Santa was writing something very slowly.📝

Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?

Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.😓😂


10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️

Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.🏏

Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️

Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!😂


11 Santa went to court

Judge: Order! Order!

Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink🍕🍹

Judge: Shut up

Santa: No No ... 7-Up!😂


12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?

Santa: For what?😯

Salesman: For ants🐜🐜

Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!😅


13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.🍿

Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️

Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.😂


14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴

Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.👶😂


15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?🚌

Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!

Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!😂




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