15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

1 Santa - Why are all these people running?🤔

Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.🏆

Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?🏃🏃🏃😂

2 What does Santa do after taking a xerox?

He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.😯😂

3 The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫

All were busy writing except Banta.

Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"😛

4 Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.😥

Banta: Why?

Santa: I got upper berth.

Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?🤔

Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.😖😂

5 Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop.👫

Santa: Drink quickly☕

Wife: Why?

Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.😆

6 Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?

A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫😂

7 Santa: Go and water the plants.🌿

Servant: it's already raining.🌨

Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.☔😆

8 Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫

Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.😂

9 Santa was writing something very slowly.📝

Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?

Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.😓😂

10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️

Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.⚽🏏

Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️

Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!😂

11 Santa went to court

Judge: Order! Order!

Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink🍕🍹

Judge: Shut up

Santa: No No ... 7-Up!😂

12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?

Santa: For what?😯

Salesman: For ants🐜🐜

Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!😅

13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.🍿

Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️

Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.😂

14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?

Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴

Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?

Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.👶😂

15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?🚌

Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!

Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!😂