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10 result(s) of english language jokes
Jokes aren’t funny unless you tell it in funny way.

What did Zero say to the 8?

Looks like your belt is too tight

Santa: Oye! What are you doing?

Banta: Recording this baby's voice.

Santa: Why?

Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

Why is 6 terrified of 7?

A: Because 7 “8 (ate)” 9!

What fruit never ever wants to be alone?

A pear

What do you call a train that sneezes?

Achoo-choo train

Knock, knock.

Who's there?


Amanda who?

A man da fix your door!

 Knock, knock.

Who's there?


Justin who?

Justin time for dinner.

Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?

Patient: The last time you told me your fees.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

A little boy.

A little boy who?

A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

What is more amazing than a talking dog?

A Spelling bee