What did Zero say to the 8?
Looks like your belt is too tight
Santa: Oye! What are you doing?
Banta: Recording this baby's voice.
Banta: When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.
Why is 6 terrified of 7?
A: Because 7 “8 (ate)” 9!
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
What do you call a train that sneezes?
A man da fix your door!
Justin time for dinner.
Doctor: Have you ever fainted before?
Patient: The last time you told me your fees.
A little boy.
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
What is more amazing than a talking dog?
A Spelling bee