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10 result(s) of food jokes
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What is the craziest, wackiest, most bizarre fruit?


Coco-nut


I'm tasty food but I find it hard to be on time. What am I?


Choco-late


What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?


Lemon-aid


What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?


Celery (Salary)


What fruit never ever wants to be alone?


A pear


I am a bell, yet you can't ring me. I sound hot but am not.


Bell peppers


Which vegetable is always unhappy?


Bitter Gourd


What kind of dog has no tail?


Hotdog


Where do cows go to dance?


Meatball


In what vegetable can you find all sorts of animals?


Zucchini (zoo-cchini)