food jokes   


1 result(s) of food jokes
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Which vegetable is always unhappy?


Bitter Gourd


What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?


Lemon-aid


Who is the father of all fruits?


Papaya


I'm tasty food but I find it hard to be on time. What am I?


Choco-late


What is the tastiest kind of sand?


Sandwich


I am a bell, yet you can't ring me. I sound hot but am not.


Bell peppers


What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?


Celery (Salary)


Where do cows go to dance?


Meatball


What do you call a dog that sweats so much?


Hotdog


What fruit never ever wants to be alone?


A pear