What is the craziest, wackiest, most bizarre fruit?
Coco-nut
I'm tasty food but I find it hard to be on time. What am I?
Choco-late
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (Salary)
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pear
I am a bell, yet you can't ring me. I sound hot but am not.
Bell peppers
Which vegetable is always unhappy?
Bitter Gourd
What kind of dog has no tail?
Hotdog
Where do cows go to dance?
Meatball
In what vegetable can you find all sorts of animals?
Zucchini (zoo-cchini)