Which vegetable is always unhappy?
Bitter Gourd
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
Who is the father of all fruits?
Papaya
I'm tasty food but I find it hard to be on time. What am I?
Choco-late
What is the tastiest kind of sand?
Sandwich
I am a bell, yet you can't ring me. I sound hot but am not.
Bell peppers
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (Salary)
Where do cows go to dance?
Meatball
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
Hotdog
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pear