Which vegetable is always unhappy?
Bitter Gourd
What is the craziest, wackiest, most bizarre fruit?
Coco-nut
What do you call a dog that sweats so much?
Hotdog
I'm tasty food but I find it hard to be on time. What am I?
Choco-late
What did the doctor prescribe to the sick lemon?
Lemon-aid
What is the tastiest kind of sand?
Sandwich
Where do cows go to dance?
Meatball
What kind of dog has no tail?
Hotdog
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (Salary)
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pear