1 Santa - Why are all these people running?﻿🤔﻿Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.﻿🏆﻿Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿😂﻿ 2	What does Santa do after taking a xerox?He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.﻿😯﻿﻿😂﻿ 3	The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫All were busy writing except Banta.Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"﻿😛﻿ 4	Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.﻿😥﻿Banta: Why?Santa: I got upper berth.Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?﻿🤔﻿Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.﻿😖﻿﻿😂﻿ 5	Santa &amp; his wife buy coffee in a shop.﻿👫﻿Santa: Drink quickly﻿☕﻿Wife: Why?Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.﻿😆﻿ 6	Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫﻿😂﻿ 7	Santa: Go and water the plants.﻿🌿﻿Servant: it's already raining.﻿🌨﻿Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.﻿☔﻿﻿😆﻿ 8 	Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.﻿😂﻿ 9	Santa was writing something very slowly.﻿📝﻿Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.﻿😓﻿﻿😂﻿ 10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.﻿⚽﻿﻿🏏﻿Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!﻿😂﻿ 11 Santa went to courtJudge: Order! Order!Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli &amp; 1 Cold-drink﻿🍕﻿﻿🍹﻿Judge: Shut upSanta: No No ... 7-Up!﻿😂﻿ 12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?Santa: For what?﻿😯﻿Salesman: For ants﻿🐜﻿﻿🐜﻿Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!﻿😅﻿ 13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.﻿🍿﻿Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.﻿😂﻿ 14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.﻿👶﻿﻿😂﻿ 15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?﻿🚌﻿Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!﻿😂﻿

Nothing makes a parent happier than seeing his or her child laugh. Share these Santa Banta funny jokes and enjoy with kids and family.

15 Santa Banta Funny Jokes for Children in English

<blockquote>Santa Banta Jokes are very popular among kids. Santa and Banta are two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of the time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes.</blockquote>

15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

<ul><li>Protect your child from too much sun. The sun's rays are strongest between 10 AM and 4 PM so avoid taking your child out during these hours.</li><li>If you plan to take your child outside, apply sunscreen to them which provides protection against UV rays. Apply sunscreen 30 minutes before going outside. Reapply every two hours and after being in the water or sweating. Use sunscreen on cloudy days too as the sun’s rays pass through the clouds as well. Do not skip sunscreen if you are taking your child out; only skip if your child is wearing clothes that cover his/her entire body.</li><li>If your baby is less than a year old, keep them out of the sun as much as you can. Dress your baby in lightweight, light-coloured clothing with long sleeves and long pants. Make sure to cover their head.</li><li>Select sunglasses for babies and children that provide 100% UV protection.</li><li>When it is too hot and humid, children should not play outside or exercise for more than 30 minutes at a time.</li><li>Make sure your child drinks plenty of fluids even if they are not thirsty. Water is best of all. Dehydration can cause fatigue and muscle cramping.</li><li>Keep your child covered at all times when outside or sit in the shade as your child’s sensitive skin can get a sunburn. If your child gets sunburn, the best remedy is to use a cold compress for the affected area. If it’s too much, consult a doctor.</li><li>Never leave your kids unattended in a closed car even for a few minutes and even if the windows are open. The temperature inside a closed car increases too quickly and can be fatal for a child.</li></ul>

Taking the right precautionary steps before the arrival of any season will keep your baby safe and healthy.

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Taking the right precautionary steps before the arrival of any season will keep your baby safe and healthy.

Summer Precautions for Babies

Following are a few tips to keep in mind while you babyproof the house: <ol><li>Keep the bathrooms locked at all times.</li><li>Lock and hasp on doors in rooms and bathrooms should be shifted up (at the height of an adult’s head).</li><li>Keep the cribs at the lowest height because as children advance developmentally, they tend to launch themselves out of the crib.</li><li>Change the positions of electrical boards, keep them high so that they are out of a child’s reach.</li><li>Check the sharp corners and cover them with soft rubber. Stick rubber cover at the corners of kitchen tables, beds, dining tables and TV units.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</li><li>If you are living in a double storied house, fix a small door on the staircase. This will ensure the baby doesn't crawl and climb up.</li><li>If the child is using a walker make sure there is no bump or slope on the floor.</li><li>Keep the heavy objects, sharp objects, glass objects and such hazardous objects out of reach of the child.</li><li>Keep the use of rugs at a minimum as children tend to slip because of them. If you do use rugs, put non-slip pads beneath them.</li><li>Unplug all electrical appliances when not in use.</li><li>Put all the sharp objects of the kitchen in cupboards.</li><li>Remove table cloths if any.</li><li>Install safety guards on windows and doors.</li><li>Make sure there's no water spilt anywhere in the house.</li><li>Do not paint or renovate the house immediately after the baby arrives home. The chemicals are harmful to the baby. Wait a few years and then make the required changes.</li></ol>

Children are curious by nature and they will explore everything you have in the house. So it's better to keep a check on all the things you have in the house before the baby arrives.

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Children are curious by nature and they will explore everything you have in the house. So it's better to keep a check on all the things you have in the house before the baby arrives.

15 Tips to baby proof your house

<ul><li>Red bed.</li><li>Cat caught a rat.</li><li>Toy boat. Toy boat.</li><li>Batman beat a man.</li><li>Truly rural. Truly rural.</li><li>Run for fun in the sun.</li><li>Sell the cell in a sale.</li><li>Triple Dickle. Triple Dickle.</li><li>Thin sticks, thick sticks.</li></ul>

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Easy But Tricky Tongue Twisters For Your Lovely Little Linguist

Are we exhibiting what we want our kids to be? Call it a harsh reality but children rarely learn from what we preach, they learn from our actions. Take this for an example, an anonymous user on the internet confessed that her child would hit her younger sibling while playing. Her explanation in defence was, “We are playing ‘mommy”. We all aspire to become perfect parents for our kids because we want to inculcate values in them that would make them better human beings. But the larger and the more significant question is do we exhibit that kind of discipline in our behaviour? We expect our children to use modern-day gadgets judiciously but do we supervise our use of these products? We want our kids to watch their words and actions when angry but do we manage our anger appropriately? We want our kids to show decorum and discipline with their daily routine but are we exhibiting ourselves as an example to do the same? Dr Haim Ginott, a renowned child psychologist, pointed out, “Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.” If we give the child an environment of hostility he is more likely to learn to fight. An environment of ridicule and shame can lead to the child resulting being shy and guilty. But similarly, if the child had always lived with tolerance, he learns to become more patient. If he has always received praise, he learns the virtue of appreciation. What is important during the child’s growing years is that we model the kind of behaviour we expect our children to be. It is impossible to not be stressed or angry under circumstances. But when the parents manage their stress and anger appropriately, the message is loud and clear to the kids that it is normal to feel negative at times but it is only the positive attitude towards solving these problems that reap good results. Parents should ‘speak’ and ‘do’ what they expect out of their children. Saying statements like. “I love all kinds of food”, “I love playing outdoors”, “Let’s clean up the mess together”, “Let’s help little brother/sister with eating the food”. These kinds of statements bring about assurance in the kids and before indulging in the wrong they are forced to do what think what they have been taught. The brains of children are like sponges. They absorb everything without discriminating information into right or wrong. Let's set ourselves as better examples for our children. Let's exhibit what we want our children to be.

Are we exhibiting what we want our kids to be? Call it a harsh reality but children rarely learn from what we preach, they learn from our actions.

Children See Children Learn - The pillar of parenting

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Children See Children Learn ~The pillar of parenting

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