1 Santa - Why are all these people running?﻿🤔﻿Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.﻿🏆﻿Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿😂﻿ 2	What does Santa do after taking a xerox?He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.﻿😯﻿﻿😂﻿ 3	The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫All were busy writing except Banta.Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"﻿😛﻿ 4	Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.﻿😥﻿Banta: Why?Santa: I got upper berth.Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?﻿🤔﻿Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.﻿😖﻿﻿😂﻿ 5	Santa &amp; his wife buy coffee in a shop.﻿👫﻿Santa: Drink quickly﻿☕﻿Wife: Why?Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.﻿😆﻿ 6	Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫﻿😂﻿ 7	Santa: Go and water the plants.﻿🌿﻿Servant: it's already raining.﻿🌨﻿Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.﻿☔﻿﻿😆﻿ 8 	Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.﻿😂﻿ 9	Santa was writing something very slowly.﻿📝﻿Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.﻿😓﻿﻿😂﻿ 10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.﻿⚽﻿﻿🏏﻿Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!﻿😂﻿ 11 Santa went to courtJudge: Order! Order!Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli &amp; 1 Cold-drink﻿🍕﻿﻿🍹﻿Judge: Shut upSanta: No No ... 7-Up!﻿😂﻿ 12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?Santa: For what?﻿😯﻿Salesman: For ants﻿🐜﻿﻿🐜﻿Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!﻿😅﻿ 13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.﻿🍿﻿Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.﻿😂﻿ 14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.﻿👶﻿﻿😂﻿ 15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?﻿🚌﻿Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!﻿😂﻿

Nothing makes a parent happier than seeing his or her child laugh. Share these Santa Banta funny jokes and enjoy with kids and family.

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<blockquote>Santa Banta Jokes are very popular among kids. Santa and Banta are two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of the time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes.</blockquote>

15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

Kids tend to avoid healthy food due to the high taste levels of junk food. These activities will be a great help to develop their interest in food:<ul><li>Take them for grocery shopping.</li><li>Cook and Bake with them; there is nothing more exciting than this.</li><li>Teach them gardening - grow foods in your backyard.</li><li>Place the food on the plate in the colours of a rainbow; this way you can include all sorts of food on your child's plate. The easiest way is to prepare a food salad or a vegetable salad.</li><li>Hide vegetables and fruits in an opaque box or carry bag and ask the child to close their eyes. Then ask them to put their hand inside the bag, pick up food, feel it and then try to identify the vegetable/fruit through its texture. You can do this activity separately for vegetables and fruits to make it easier for your child.</li><li>Food obstacle course activity. Design an obstacle course in your house where you place different fruits/vegetables as obstacles. The child will have to eat a small portion of that vegetable or fruit before advancing forward. You can carry out this activity in a group and it will be a lot more fun.</li><li>Weave a story around fruits and vegetables and narrate those during their mealtime; check out food-related stories on our app.</li><li>Sing them songs/rhymes about food; you can a few songs related to food on our app.</li></ul> Keep in mind:<ul><li>Do not give them screens during mealtime; this way they will know what they are eating and will appreciate the food on their plates.</li><li>Let them have their favourite snack or dessert once in a while. But do not use them as treats for eating the food that they like less.</li></ul>

Thinking of interesting ways to present food to your child(ren) will make them eat all types of food.

Activities to encourage and develop child's interest in food

Thinking of interesting ways to present food to your child(ren) will make them eat all types of food.

Activities to develop your child interest in food

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Following are a few tips to keep in mind while you babyproof the house: <ol><li>Keep the bathrooms locked at all times.</li><li>Lock and hasp on doors in rooms and bathrooms should be shifted up (at the height of an adult’s head).</li><li>Keep the cribs at the lowest height because as children advance developmentally, they tend to launch themselves out of the crib.</li><li>Change the positions of electrical boards, keep them high so that they are out of a child’s reach.</li><li>Check the sharp corners and cover them with soft rubber. Stick rubber cover at the corners of kitchen tables, beds, dining tables and TV units.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</li><li>If you are living in a double storied house, fix a small door on the staircase. This will ensure the baby doesn't crawl and climb up.</li><li>If the child is using a walker make sure there is no bump or slope on the floor.</li><li>Keep the heavy objects, sharp objects, glass objects and such hazardous objects out of reach of the child.</li><li>Keep the use of rugs at a minimum as children tend to slip because of them. If you do use rugs, put non-slip pads beneath them.</li><li>Unplug all electrical appliances when not in use.</li><li>Put all the sharp objects of the kitchen in cupboards.</li><li>Remove table cloths if any.</li><li>Install safety guards on windows and doors.</li><li>Make sure there's no water spilt anywhere in the house.</li><li>Do not paint or renovate the house immediately after the baby arrives home. The chemicals are harmful to the baby. Wait a few years and then make the required changes.</li></ol>

Children are curious by nature and they will explore everything you have in the house. So it's better to keep a check on all the things you have in the house before the baby arrives.

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It's just a few days to your child's birthday and you are wondering if everything will go according to your plan or not. Well, here are a few things you can prepare beforehand so that on your child's special day you are not busy with organising and execution and are able to spend quality time with your child: <ul><li>If you're calling your child's friends over, make all the calls at least 3 days prior and take the confirmations so you can make the arrangements accordingly.</li><li>If you are planning to get food from outside, call the catering people and make appropriate arrangements for the special day.</li><li>If you are going to plan an activity for children, get all the materials for the same and keep everything in one place so that you don't have to rush around for everything on the day of celebration.</li><li>Get a house help for the whole day to help you with the arrangements prior to the celebration and also to help you tidy up the place post the celebrations.</li><li>Make your child try on the clothes and footwear before their birthday so that if any changes are to be made, they can be done within time.</li><li>Wind up all your personal/professional work one day prior to your child's birthday so that you can give your undivided attention to your child.</li></ul> If you are confused as to what you can do to make your child's birthday fulfilling, take a look at our 'Birthday Celebration Ideas' article to get some ideas.

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Don't fuss about the preparations on the day of the celebration of your child's birthday, instead, see what all you can manage prior to the celebration to make the day less stressful.

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increasing spiritual quotient of children

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Read the article to know how you can increase your child's spiritual quotient.

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