What kind of tree can you grow in your hand?
Palm tree.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you!
How can you tell which rabbit is the oldest?
Look for grey hares
શિક્ષક: મેં તને ગાય અને ઘાસ દોરવાનું કહ્યું હતું, પણ મને ગાય જ દેખાય છે. ઘાસ ક્યાં છે?"
સોનુ: સર, ગાય ઘાસ ખાઈ ગયી.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
A little boy.
A little boy who?
A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.
स्टूडेंट्स हवाईजहाज में क्यों पढ़ रहे थे?
क्योंकि वह हायरग्रेड चाहते थे
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Noah.
Noah who?
Noah good place we can go hang out?
What fruit never ever wants to be alone?
A pear
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and find out.
डॉक्टर: क्या आप पहले कभी बेहोश हुए हैं?
रोगी: पिछली बार जब आपने मुझे अपनी फीस बताई थी।