jokes
10 result(s) of jokes
Jokes aren’t funny unless you tell it in funny way.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Althea.
Althea who?
Althea later alligator!
What kind of vegetable do people look forward to getting every month?
Celery (Salary)
Teacher: I asked you to draw a cow and grass, but I only see a cow. Where is grass?👨🏫
Sonu: The cow ate the grass, Sir.😆
शिक्षक: मुझे किसी भी माइक्रोसॉफ्ट प्रोडक्ट का नाम बताओ।
सोनू: ऍम एस एक्सेल
मोनू: ऍम एस वर्ड
भोलू: ऍम एस ऑफिस
बंटी: ऍम एस धोनी
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Watson.
Watson who?
Watson TV right now?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I am.
I am who?
Wait, you don't know who you are?
Why did the students study in the airplane?✈📖
Because they wanted higher grades.😂
Two hedgehogs are in the middle of the road and they're by a zebra crossing.
One says, "Don't cross here!"😯
The other one says, "Why not?"🤔
The first one says, "Look what happened to this zebra."🦓😆
अध्यापक: हिंदी हमारी मातृभाषा है, इसे पितृभाषा क्यों नही कहते?👨🏫
छात्र: क्योंकि माताजी ने कभी पिताजी को बोलने का मौका ही नही दिया।😂👪
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you.
