What made the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?
Stop going in circles and get to the point
ડોક્ટર: તમારે દરરોજ ઓછામાં ઓછું દસ ગ્લાસ પાણી પીવું જોઈએ.
દર્દી: આવું તો ના થઇ શકે.
દર્દી: મારા ઘરે ફક્ત ચાર જ ગ્લાસ છે.
Actually, it's to whom.
Abbot you don't know who this is!
Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!
Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
What do kittens like to eat?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he/she wanted to go to high school.
Watson TV right now?