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Jokes aren’t funny unless you tell it in funny way.

What made the pencil sharpener say to the pencil?


Stop going in circles and get to the point




ડોક્ટર: તમારે દરરોજ ઓછામાં ઓછું દસ ગ્લાસ પાણી પીવું જોઈએ.

દર્દી: આવું તો ના થઇ શકે.

ડોક્ટર: કેમ?

દર્દી: મારા ઘરે ફક્ત ચાર જ ગ્લાસ છે.


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

To.

To who?

Actually, it's to whom.


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Abbot.

Abbot who?

Abbot you don't know who this is!


Knock, knock. 

Who's there? 

Rhino.

Rhino who?

Rhino every knock-knock joke there is!


Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?

Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!

Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?


Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.




What do kittens like to eat?


Mice cream




Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?


Because he/she wanted to go to high school.




Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Watson.

Watson who?

Watson TV right now?


Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Arfur.

Arfur who?

Arfur got!