1 Santa - Why are all these people running?﻿🤔﻿Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.﻿🏆﻿Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿😂﻿ 2	What does Santa do after taking a xerox?He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.﻿😯﻿﻿😂﻿ 3	The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫All were busy writing except Banta.Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"﻿😛﻿ 4	Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.﻿😥﻿Banta: Why?Santa: I got upper berth.Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?﻿🤔﻿Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.﻿😖﻿﻿😂﻿ 5	Santa &amp; his wife buy coffee in a shop.﻿👫﻿Santa: Drink quickly﻿☕﻿Wife: Why?Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.﻿😆﻿ 6	Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫﻿😂﻿ 7	Santa: Go and water the plants.﻿🌿﻿Servant: it's already raining.﻿🌨﻿Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.﻿☔﻿﻿😆﻿ 8 	Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.﻿😂﻿ 9	Santa was writing something very slowly.﻿📝﻿Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.﻿😓﻿﻿😂﻿ 10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.﻿⚽﻿﻿🏏﻿Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!﻿😂﻿ 11 Santa went to courtJudge: Order! Order!Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli &amp; 1 Cold-drink﻿🍕﻿﻿🍹﻿Judge: Shut upSanta: No No ... 7-Up!﻿😂﻿ 12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?Santa: For what?﻿😯﻿Salesman: For ants﻿🐜﻿﻿🐜﻿Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!﻿😅﻿ 13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.﻿🍿﻿Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.﻿😂﻿ 14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.﻿👶﻿﻿😂﻿ 15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?﻿🚌﻿Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!﻿😂﻿

Nothing makes a parent happier than seeing his or her child laugh. Share these Santa Banta funny jokes and enjoy with kids and family.

15 Santa Banta Funny Jokes for Children in English

<blockquote>Santa Banta Jokes are very popular among kids. Santa and Banta are two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of the time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes.</blockquote>

15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

It's time to get creative and know that your children will remember the fun, no matter what you end up doing.&nbsp; <ul><li>Balloon Balloon:</li></ul>Kids love balloons so wake them to lots of balloons. Stand over the bed and shower them with a laundry basket full of balloons and pieces of curled ribbon. Or scatter balloons in their room after they've fallen asleep the night before so they wake up to a sea of colour.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/birthday-balloons-in-room-2.jpg_image_1637134022133.jpg" width="309" style="cursor: nesw-resize;"> <ul><li>Make a Paper Crown:</li></ul>Decorative paper, scissors, and a small piece of tape are all you need to craft a cute crown for your birthday king or queen. Sticking with the royal theme, let your child choose a title or name they'd like to be called for the day.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/papercrown-main.jpg_image_1637134039436.jpg" width="310" style=""> <ul><li>Dress in their Favourite Colour:</li></ul>Favourite colours are a big deal to kids. The whole family dressing in their favourite colour is a beautiful sight to smile for them.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/photo-1511348547654-09ef00c65feb.jfif_image_1637142205348.jfif" width="312" style=""> <ul><li>Let them Decorate the Cake:</li></ul>Make a cake or buy one and allow your child to do the decoration. They can include their older siblings and do the teamwork. Provide them with chocolate chips, icing sugar, colourful gems, whipped cream. They would enjoy it so much.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/toddler-decorating-cake.jpg_image_1637134398150.jpg" width="313" style=""> <ul><li>Treasure Hunt:</li></ul>Play treasure hunt with them. You can hide their gifts in different places and leave clues for them to search for it. It's always fun to figure out riddles and clues.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/1155287281-1024x700.jpg_image_1637134817639.jpg" width="312" style=""> <ul><li>Watch their Favourite Movie:</li></ul>Kids love to watch their favourite movie again and again. Fix some time and all the family and friends&nbsp;can have a small get-together followed by a movie night. You all can book a mini theatre and have more fun.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/homes_outdoor_theaters_02474.jpg-df9a7-1226x0-c-default.jpg_image_1637135064640.jpg" width="313"><ul><li>Size Them Up:</li></ul>Each year, mark their height on the wall, take their hand-prints or take a photo in the same spot so you can see how much they grow and change each year.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/74e1c2f084a4a242417979fab7d0f59a.jpg_image_1637138211985.jpg" width="105" style=""><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/img_1974.jpg_image_1637138084741.jpg" width="212" style=""> <ul><li>Gift Hamper:</li></ul>Give a birthday gift hamper with all the little things the child has ever asked for once in a while, like some small toy, pencil, stopwatch, globe or some book of their favourite character. Sometimes picking up little things they told you once makes them happier and they feel heard and very special.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/adobestock_85273473.jpeg_image_1637141848847.jpeg" width="309" style=""><ul><li>Decorate with Pictures:</li></ul>Fill a wall or a sheet of poster board with some of your favourite photos of the birthday kid from birth to present day, or just from the past year.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/birthday-party-decoration-500x500.jpeg_image_1637138745386.jpeg" width="307" style=""><ul><li>Write and Give Letters:</li></ul>Write an annual birthday letter to your child highlighting special moments and milestones from the year. You can also write letters to your child throughout the year and gift them together on his birthday. The letters may have funny interesting incidents and events. There are so many fun things you can do together with your child to make their birthday special. And enjoy to the fullest.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/1200-173940516-child-giving-card.jpg_image_1637139010443.jpg" width="306"> Shower them with lots and lots of Love.

It's time to get creative and know that your children will remember the fun, no matter what you end up doing. Start with creative decorations, balloons, gifts, cake designs, and party games.

Creative Birthday Celebration Ideas for Children

Your child's birthday is special not just for your child but for you as well. Try keeping it minimal but yet full of memories.﻿

Are we exhibiting what we want our kids to be? Call it a harsh reality but children rarely learn from what we preach, they learn from our actions. Take this for an example, an anonymous user on the internet confessed that her child would hit her younger sibling while playing. Her explanation in defence was, “We are playing ‘mommy”. We all aspire to become perfect parents for our kids because we want to inculcate values in them that would make them better human beings. But the larger and the more significant question is do we exhibit that kind of discipline in our behaviour? We expect our children to use modern-day gadgets judiciously but do we supervise our use of these products? We want our kids to watch their words and actions when angry but do we manage our anger appropriately? We want our kids to show decorum and discipline with their daily routine but are we exhibiting ourselves as an example to do the same? Dr Haim Ginott, a renowned child psychologist, pointed out, “Children are like wet cement. Whatever falls on them makes an impression.” If we give the child an environment of hostility he is more likely to learn to fight. An environment of ridicule and shame can lead to the child resulting being shy and guilty. But similarly, if the child had always lived with tolerance, he learns to become more patient. If he has always received praise, he learns the virtue of appreciation. What is important during the child’s growing years is that we model the kind of behaviour we expect our children to be. It is impossible to not be stressed or angry under circumstances. But when the parents manage their stress and anger appropriately, the message is loud and clear to the kids that it is normal to feel negative at times but it is only the positive attitude towards solving these problems that reap good results. Parents should ‘speak’ and ‘do’ what they expect out of their children. Saying statements like. “I love all kinds of food”, “I love playing outdoors”, “Let’s clean up the mess together”, “Let’s help little brother/sister with eating the food”. These kinds of statements bring about assurance in the kids and before indulging in the wrong they are forced to do what think what they have been taught. The brains of children are like sponges. They absorb everything without discriminating information into right or wrong. Let's set ourselves as better examples for our children. Let's exhibit what we want our children to be.

Are we exhibiting what we want our kids to be? Call it a harsh reality but children rarely learn from what we preach, they learn from our actions.

Children See Children Learn - The pillar of parenting

Being a positive role model for your child can help instil the right attitude and habits from an early age for your child to nurture a healthy lifestyle.

Children See Children Learn ~The pillar of parenting

Movies are not only a source of entertainment but can also be a powerful medium to spread messages. Movies educate children and provoke their creative thought processes. Pop the popcorn, dim the lights, and get ready for a family movie night. But what to watch? There are endless options for children’s entertainment these days — from always-on TV channels to streaming kids' TV shows to the new sequels, plus plenty of animated movies, live-action remakes, and reboots that get cranked out every year — the quality on them varies. <h3>08 Best Kids' Movies of All Time, From Old Classics to New Favorites</h3> <h3>1. Movie Name: Finding Nemo (2003)</h3>Movie Type: Family, AdventureIMDB: 8.1/10Duration: 1h 40mMorals: Love, family values, journey, disability, support, surprise.Age Group: Recommended for ages 5 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/finding_nemo.jpg_image_1634735242296.jpg" width="415">Laugh until your tummy hurts as this timid clownfish dad searches the great ocean for his son. Every underwater creature has a catchphrase that’ll become your guppy’s new mantra. Just keep swimming … just keep swimming!Rated G. <h3>2.&nbsp;Movie Name: Home Alone (1990)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 7.6/10Duration: 1h 43mMorals: Courage, family reunion, robbery, trap, loneliness.Age Group: Recommended for ages 7 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/home_alone.jpg_image_1634735326703.jpg" width="423">This perfect Christmas movie will give your tots a movie dose of bravery, when it comes to being by themselves, as they watch a smart-aleck eight-year-old defend his home from a pair of bumbling burglars. Note: There is some sibling squabbling that isn't all that nice.Rated PG. <h3>3.&nbsp;Movie Name: The Karate Kid (2010)</h3>Movie Type: Drama, FamilyIMDB: 6.2/10Duration: 2h 20mMorals: Bully, sports, violence, faith, hard work, success,Age Group: Recommended for ages 9 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/the_karate_kid.jpg_image_1634735370987.jpg" width="434">This remake of the 1984 classic is geared toward a slightly younger audience with the help of the talented Jaden Smith, who stars as the new kid on the block who struggles to learn karate to fend off bullies and win the girl.Rated PG. <h3>4.&nbsp;Movie Name: Akeelah and the Bee (2006)</h3>Movie Type: Family, DramaIMDB: 7.3/10Duration: 1h 52mMorals: Aggression, bravery, competition, dedication, discipline, hard work, Respect, struggleAge Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/akeelah_and_the_bee.jpg_image_1634735412724.jpg" width="440">A little girl from a tough neighbourhood in LA learns she's got a knack for spelling—and that she doesn't need to change herself to fit in. Lawrence Fish burn stars as the spelling tutor who coaches her to the Scripps National Spelling Bee while teaching her to believe in herself. Note: There is some mild profanity in the film, so parents who have a no-tolerance policy toward this may want to wait a few more years.Rated PG.<h3>&nbsp;</h3><h3>5.&nbsp;&nbsp;Movie Name: Cool Runnings (1993)</h3>Movie Type: Sport, ComedyIMDB: 7/10Duration: 1h 38mMorals: Sports, runner, legacy, friendship, competition, responsibility.Age Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/cool_runnings.jpg_image_1634735754231.jpg" width="455">Everything seems stacked against these athletes who are completely unprepared for the cold, let alone bobsledding. Loosely based on a true story of the Jamaica national bobsled team, Cool Runnings is a real inspirational film for young dreamers.Rated PG.&nbsp;<h3>6.&nbsp;&nbsp;Movie Name: Coco (2017)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 8.4/10Duration: 1h 45mMorals: Adventure, fantasy, mystery, stunning, beautiful, colourful, powerful, happiness.Age Group: Recommended for ages 7 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/coco.jpg_image_1634735790013.jpg" width="461">Based on the Mexican holiday, Dia de Los Muertos or Day of the Dead, Coco tells the tale of 12-year-old Miguel who finds himself in the Land of the Dead and with the help of his musician great-great-grandfather dives deep into his family history (and their generations-old ban on music!). There are strong family vibes in this blockbuster, and your kids will love the whimsically colourful, melodic story!A note for parents—this movie deals with the concept of mortality and could be slightly upsetting for young kids.Rated PG&nbsp;<h3> 7. Movie Name: A League of Their Own (1992)</h3> Movie Type: Sport, Comedy, Drama IMDB: 7.3/10 Duration: 2h 8m Morals: Team, friendship, values, reunion, emotional, tragedy. Age Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; older&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/a_league_of_their_own.jpg_image_1634735182263.jpg" width="457">If your kids ever ask you why girls don't play Major League Baseball, you can tell them, "They did"—and then show them this film, which tells the real-life story of the 1940s All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.&nbsp;Tom Hanks shines as the grumpy coach.Rated PG&nbsp;<h3>8.&nbsp;Movie Name: Inside Out (2015)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 8.1/10Duration: 1h 35mMorals: Fantasy, joy, sadness, anger, memory, emotions, fear, imaginary, control.Age Group: Recommended for kids 7 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/inside_out.jpg_image_1634735096186.jpg" width="453">Kids may not understand the big concepts at the heart of the movie (that they're watching the personified emotions inside a little girl's brain), but they'll be entertained just the same. We think the real value is for Mom and Dad, who may learn a little something about what's going on in their kids' crazy little heads.Rated PG.&nbsp;<h3>Try the movie question guide</h3>To help facilitate conversations around movies with children, we’ve put together this movie question guide below printable version.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/moviequiz_%281%29.jpg_image_1634736011833.jpg" width="455">

From classic musicals, princess tales, and animated animals to superhero adventures and holiday favourites, these must-see movies will appeal to the whole family.

08 essential movies every child must see (Before turning 10)

From classic musicals, princess tales, and animated animals to superhero adventures and holiday favourites, these must-see movies will appeal to the whole family.

08 movies every child must watch before turning 10

<ul><li>Protect your child from too much sun. The sun's rays are strongest between 10 AM and 4 PM so avoid taking your child out during these hours.</li><li>If you plan to take your child outside, apply sunscreen to them which provides protection against UV rays. Apply sunscreen 30 minutes before going outside. Reapply every two hours and after being in the water or sweating. Use sunscreen on cloudy days too as the sun’s rays pass through the clouds as well. Do not skip sunscreen if you are taking your child out; only skip if your child is wearing clothes that cover his/her entire body.</li><li>If your baby is less than a year old, keep them out of the sun as much as you can. Dress your baby in lightweight, light-coloured clothing with long sleeves and long pants. Make sure to cover their head.</li><li>Select sunglasses for babies and children that provide 100% UV protection.</li><li>When it is too hot and humid, children should not play outside or exercise for more than 30 minutes at a time.</li><li>Make sure your child drinks plenty of fluids even if they are not thirsty. Water is best of all. Dehydration can cause fatigue and muscle cramping.</li><li>Keep your child covered at all times when outside or sit in the shade as your child’s sensitive skin can get a sunburn. If your child gets sunburn, the best remedy is to use a cold compress for the affected area. If it’s too much, consult a doctor.</li><li>Never leave your kids unattended in a closed car even for a few minutes and even if the windows are open. The temperature inside a closed car increases too quickly and can be fatal for a child.</li></ul>

Taking the right precautionary steps before the arrival of any season will keep your baby safe and healthy.

Handy Summer Care and Tips For Babies

Taking the right precautionary steps before the arrival of any season will keep your baby safe and healthy.

Summer Precautions for Babies

 Make sure your child wears a helmet. Choose shock-absorbing playground material. Teach your child to play safely and follow safety regulations.

My child has sports event, precautions to take care of teeth

Parents can use the following precautions to protect their child from dental injury during sports events: Use a Mouth Guard (A mouthguard is a soft plastic or laminate device used in sports to prevent oral injuries to the teeth, mouth, cheeks, tongue and jaw). Make sure your child wears a helmet. Choose shock-absorbing playground material. Teach your child to play safely and follow safety regulations.

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