1 Santa - Why are all these people running?﻿🤔﻿Banta - This is a race, the winner will get the cup.﻿🏆﻿Santa - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿🏃﻿﻿😂﻿ 2	What does Santa do after taking a xerox?He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.﻿😯﻿﻿😂﻿ 3	The teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.👩‍🏫All were busy writing except Banta.Banta wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"﻿😛﻿ 4	Santa: I haven't slept all night on the train.﻿😥﻿Banta: Why?Santa: I got upper berth.Banta: Why didn't you try to exchange?﻿🤔﻿Santa: There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.﻿😖﻿﻿😂﻿ 5	Santa &amp; his wife buy coffee in a shop.﻿👫﻿Santa: Drink quickly﻿☕﻿Wife: Why?Santa: Hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.﻿😆﻿ 6	Q: How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School?A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.👩‍🏫﻿😂﻿ 7	Santa: Go and water the plants.﻿🌿﻿Servant: it's already raining.﻿🌨﻿Santa: So what? Take an umbrella and go.﻿☔﻿﻿😆﻿ 8 	Teacher: Santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?👩‍🏫Santa: You told me to do it without using tables.﻿😂﻿ 9	Santa was writing something very slowly.﻿📝﻿Banta: Why are you writing so slowly?Santa: I am writing to my 5 years old kid Jhurlu, he can't read very fast.﻿😓﻿﻿😂﻿ 10 Doctor: Do exercise daily for good health.👨‍⚕️Santa: Sir I play football, cricket, daily.﻿⚽﻿﻿🏏﻿Doctor: How long do you play?👨‍⚕️Santa: Until the battery in my mobile goes down!!﻿😂﻿ 11 Santa went to courtJudge: Order! Order!Santa: 1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli &amp; 1 Cold-drink﻿🍕﻿﻿🍹﻿Judge: Shut upSanta: No No ... 7-Up!﻿😂﻿ 12 Salesman: Sir, do you want this powder?Santa: For what?﻿😯﻿Salesman: For ants﻿🐜﻿﻿🐜﻿Santa: No. If I give powder today, they will ask for lipstick tomorrow!!!﻿😅﻿ 13 Santa: Let’s Go For Movie.﻿🍿﻿Banta: Shit, I’ve Got A Doctor’s Appointment Today.👨‍⚕️Santa: Just Cancel It, Tell Him You’re Sick.﻿😂﻿ 14 Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?Sardar: An Old King’s Skeleton.🤴Tourist: Who’s That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?Sardar: That Was Same King’s Skeleton When He Was A Child.﻿👶﻿﻿😂﻿ 15 Santa: Should I buy tickets for my children?﻿🚌﻿Conductor: Yes! Only if they are above 8!Santa: Thank God! I have only 6 children!!﻿😂﻿

Nothing makes a parent happier than seeing his or her child laugh. Share these Santa Banta funny jokes and enjoy with kids and family.

15 Santa Banta Funny Jokes for Children in English

<blockquote>Santa Banta Jokes are very popular among kids. Santa and Banta are two Sardarji's who are good friends. Most of the time each of them tries to outsmart the other and this creates humour. Most of their conversations are funny and are called Santa Banta jokes.</blockquote>

15 Santa Banta English Funny Jokes for Children

From birth to five months of age, babies start to grasp objects and show affection. They laugh at funny faces and even make funny faces themselves! The best part of all? By five months, they can typically sleep through the night with naps once or twice a day.Milestones: In this age range, babies are starting to sit up and find ways to balance. They will need toys that are safe and easy to hold because, at this age, babies put everything in their mouths (so make sure to wash your toys often)! They also react very well to objects that are moving, objects that have black and white contrast and sounds. Tummy time and peek-a-boo are excellent activities to play with your baby. Everything is new for a baby at this stage, so introducing them to soft toys, textures and contrasts will help to stimulate their senses. Toys that improve their hand-eye coordination are key. Exposure to shapes and sizes will help babies differentiate between round and square objects and because they are starting to grasp items, this is the perfect time to introduce them to shapes.&nbsp;Some great toy options include: <h2>Rattles Toys</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/rattles.jpg_image_1638182360434.jpg" width="285"><h2>Squeeze toys</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/squeeze_toys.jpg_image_1638182689320.jpg" width="282"><h2>Large rings</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/large_rings.jpg_image_1638182775118.jpg" width="279"> <h2>Activity gyms</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/activity_gyms.jpg_image_1638182837997.jpg" width="303"><h2>Plush animals</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/plush_animals.jpg_image_1638182857355.jpg" width="278"><h2>Interactive play mats</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/interactive_play_mats.jpg_image_1638182878377.jpg" width="280"><h2>Black and white books</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/69343d71a2876e6f7eea867c9b011e13.jpg_image_1638183084203.jpg" width="279"><h2>Windchimes</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/windchimes.jpg_image_1638182913808.jpg" width="281"><h2>Toys with mirrors</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/toys_with_mirrors.jpg_image_1638182935075.jpg" width="272"><h2>Mobiles</h2><img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/mobiles.jpg_image_1638182987349.jpg" width="229"> Play in the early months of your child’s life is mostly about exploration. Playing with appropriate toys lets your baby experience different sensations which are very useful for his mental and physical development.

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Movies are not only a source of entertainment but can also be a powerful medium to spread messages. Movies educate children and provoke their creative thought processes. Pop the popcorn, dim the lights, and get ready for a family movie night. But what to watch? There are endless options for children’s entertainment these days — from always-on TV channels to streaming kids' TV shows to the new sequels, plus plenty of animated movies, live-action remakes, and reboots that get cranked out every year — the quality on them varies. <h3>08 Best Kids' Movies of All Time, From Old Classics to New Favorites</h3> <h3>1. Movie Name: Finding Nemo (2003)</h3>Movie Type: Family, AdventureIMDB: 8.1/10Duration: 1h 40mMorals: Love, family values, journey, disability, support, surprise.Age Group: Recommended for ages 5 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/finding_nemo.jpg_image_1634735242296.jpg" width="415">Laugh until your tummy hurts as this timid clownfish dad searches the great ocean for his son. Every underwater creature has a catchphrase that’ll become your guppy’s new mantra. Just keep swimming … just keep swimming!Rated G. <h3>2.&nbsp;Movie Name: Home Alone (1990)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 7.6/10Duration: 1h 43mMorals: Courage, family reunion, robbery, trap, loneliness.Age Group: Recommended for ages 7 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/home_alone.jpg_image_1634735326703.jpg" width="423">This perfect Christmas movie will give your tots a movie dose of bravery, when it comes to being by themselves, as they watch a smart-aleck eight-year-old defend his home from a pair of bumbling burglars. Note: There is some sibling squabbling that isn't all that nice.Rated PG. <h3>3.&nbsp;Movie Name: The Karate Kid (2010)</h3>Movie Type: Drama, FamilyIMDB: 6.2/10Duration: 2h 20mMorals: Bully, sports, violence, faith, hard work, success,Age Group: Recommended for ages 9 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/the_karate_kid.jpg_image_1634735370987.jpg" width="434">This remake of the 1984 classic is geared toward a slightly younger audience with the help of the talented Jaden Smith, who stars as the new kid on the block who struggles to learn karate to fend off bullies and win the girl.Rated PG. <h3>4.&nbsp;Movie Name: Akeelah and the Bee (2006)</h3>Movie Type: Family, DramaIMDB: 7.3/10Duration: 1h 52mMorals: Aggression, bravery, competition, dedication, discipline, hard work, Respect, struggleAge Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/akeelah_and_the_bee.jpg_image_1634735412724.jpg" width="440">A little girl from a tough neighbourhood in LA learns she's got a knack for spelling—and that she doesn't need to change herself to fit in. Lawrence Fish burn stars as the spelling tutor who coaches her to the Scripps National Spelling Bee while teaching her to believe in herself. Note: There is some mild profanity in the film, so parents who have a no-tolerance policy toward this may want to wait a few more years.Rated PG.<h3>&nbsp;</h3><h3>5.&nbsp;&nbsp;Movie Name: Cool Runnings (1993)</h3>Movie Type: Sport, ComedyIMDB: 7/10Duration: 1h 38mMorals: Sports, runner, legacy, friendship, competition, responsibility.Age Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/cool_runnings.jpg_image_1634735754231.jpg" width="455">Everything seems stacked against these athletes who are completely unprepared for the cold, let alone bobsledding. Loosely based on a true story of the Jamaica national bobsled team, Cool Runnings is a real inspirational film for young dreamers.Rated PG.&nbsp;<h3>6.&nbsp;&nbsp;Movie Name: Coco (2017)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 8.4/10Duration: 1h 45mMorals: Adventure, fantasy, mystery, stunning, beautiful, colourful, powerful, happiness.Age Group: Recommended for ages 7 &amp; up.&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/coco.jpg_image_1634735790013.jpg" width="461">Based on the Mexican holiday, Dia de Los Muertos or Day of the Dead, Coco tells the tale of 12-year-old Miguel who finds himself in the Land of the Dead and with the help of his musician great-great-grandfather dives deep into his family history (and their generations-old ban on music!). There are strong family vibes in this blockbuster, and your kids will love the whimsically colourful, melodic story!A note for parents—this movie deals with the concept of mortality and could be slightly upsetting for young kids.Rated PG&nbsp;<h3> 7. Movie Name: A League of Their Own (1992)</h3> Movie Type: Sport, Comedy, Drama IMDB: 7.3/10 Duration: 2h 8m Morals: Team, friendship, values, reunion, emotional, tragedy. Age Group: Recommended for ages 8 &amp; older&nbsp;<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/a_league_of_their_own.jpg_image_1634735182263.jpg" width="457">If your kids ever ask you why girls don't play Major League Baseball, you can tell them, "They did"—and then show them this film, which tells the real-life story of the 1940s All-American Girls Professional Baseball League.&nbsp;Tom Hanks shines as the grumpy coach.Rated PG&nbsp;<h3>8.&nbsp;Movie Name: Inside Out (2015)</h3>Movie Type: Family, ComedyIMDB: 8.1/10Duration: 1h 35mMorals: Fantasy, joy, sadness, anger, memory, emotions, fear, imaginary, control.Age Group: Recommended for kids 7 &amp; up.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/inside_out.jpg_image_1634735096186.jpg" width="453">Kids may not understand the big concepts at the heart of the movie (that they're watching the personified emotions inside a little girl's brain), but they'll be entertained just the same. We think the real value is for Mom and Dad, who may learn a little something about what's going on in their kids' crazy little heads.Rated PG.&nbsp;<h3>Try the movie question guide</h3>To help facilitate conversations around movies with children, we’ve put together this movie question guide below printable version.<img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/moviequiz_%281%29.jpg_image_1634736011833.jpg" width="455">

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<ul><li>Protect your child from too much sun. The sun's rays are strongest between 10 AM and 4 PM so avoid taking your child out during these hours.</li><li>If you plan to take your child outside, apply sunscreen to them which provides protection against UV rays. Apply sunscreen 30 minutes before going outside. Reapply every two hours and after being in the water or sweating. Use sunscreen on cloudy days too as the sun’s rays pass through the clouds as well. Do not skip sunscreen if you are taking your child out; only skip if your child is wearing clothes that cover his/her entire body.</li><li>If your baby is less than a year old, keep them out of the sun as much as you can. Dress your baby in lightweight, light-coloured clothing with long sleeves and long pants. Make sure to cover their head.</li><li>Select sunglasses for babies and children that provide 100% UV protection.</li><li>When it is too hot and humid, children should not play outside or exercise for more than 30 minutes at a time.</li><li>Make sure your child drinks plenty of fluids even if they are not thirsty. Water is best of all. Dehydration can cause fatigue and muscle cramping.</li><li>Keep your child covered at all times when outside or sit in the shade as your child’s sensitive skin can get a sunburn. If your child gets sunburn, the best remedy is to use a cold compress for the affected area. If it’s too much, consult a doctor.</li><li>Never leave your kids unattended in a closed car even for a few minutes and even if the windows are open. The temperature inside a closed car increases too quickly and can be fatal for a child.</li></ul>

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<h3>The Importance of Puzzles:</h3><ol><li>Puzzles can have a profound impact on your child's development.&nbsp;</li><li>Puzzles develop your child's problem-solving and critical-thinking skills.</li><li>Puzzles help children with pattern recognition, memory, and both gross and fine motor skills.</li></ol> 1.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Test your child’s arithmetic skills: Working on math riddles and brain teasers is a great way to sharpen your critical thinking and problem-solving skills. <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/math.jpg_image_1634813622103.jpg" width="188"> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/efi2iv0xsaaumub.jpg_image_1634813659332.jpg" width="135"> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/maxresdefault.jpg_image_1634813703905.jpg" width="187"> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/dsj7yrfu0aaszcr.jpg_image_1634813899808.jpg" width="138"> 2.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Test your child’s observational skills: This surprisingly simple shadow matching activity helps develop visual discrimination and base for early math skills. <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/9a185c6b-8d07-461c-9dbb-eca0f7347bc1.jpg_image_1634814418084.jpg" width="167" style=""> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/shadow-game-with-sheep-color-book_11460-8517.jpg_image_1634814504615.jpg" width="157" style=""> 3.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Test your child’s logical thinking skills: Finding hidden words improve your child problem-solving skills and logical thinking. It will keep their brain active and fresh at all times <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/find_hidden_words_in_the_picture.jpg_image_1634815596006.jpg" width="174"> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/d84ca51601061b69163b22ace3b67361.jpg_image_1634815624932.jpg" width="168"> 4.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Test your child’s concentration skills: Twist your brain. Solving this visual puzzle will test the power of observation and concentration. Have keen observation skills to spot the mistake in this puzzle. <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/embeddedimg_canyouspotthemistake_850px_11.jpg_image_1634816046469.jpg" width="187"> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/images.png_image_1634816126310.png" width="144"> 5.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;Test your child’s attention skills: Pay attention to all the details available and your child might be able to spot the mistakes or errors in the picture. Many of the children tried this challenge but failed. What about you? <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/whats-wrong-about-this-photo-riddle-2119.jpg_image_1634820086074.jpg" width="152" style=""> <img src="https://bee-assets-production.s3.amazonaws.com/image/maxresdefault_%281%29.jpg_image_1634820109013.jpg" width="162" style=""> Puzzle play is a great time to build cognitive and fine motor skills, but it can also be a time to build social, emotional, and language skills when caregivers use time with puzzles thoughtfully. Enjoy Gaming.

It is important that your kids get into the habit of playing puzzles right from childhood. It will keep their brain active and fresh at all times.

Puzzle games for kids that will be great for brain development

Want to keep your kids busy for long and let their brains grow and develop simultaneously? Puzzle games will be the easiest thing to help your kids in this. These days, there are multiple puzzle games for kids that have been created especially for educational purposes.

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